State of the Union Special: Top 11 likely conclusions of the phrase, "The state of the union is..."

11. "embettered."

10. "securitized."

9. "misunderestimated."

8. "malfeance."

7. "sublimable."

6. "revengeful."

5. "resignate."

4. undermined by "terriers and bariffs."

3. in need of an "anecdote." ("A tax cut is really one of the anecdotes to coming out of an economic illness.")

2. "the gist for cartoonists."

1. well, it depends on your definition of the word "is."

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