Top 11 reasons Jeb Bush is touring South Asia with Colin Powell.

11. Abject humiliation of Colin Powell now only a gubernatorial responsibility.

10. Needed cover to pick up a "package" from the family's Taiwanese paymasters.

9. When the US government spends $350 million, a Bush is always around to get a piece of the action.

8. Believe it or not, Jeb was in Asia to keep Powell from embarrassing himself!

7. Just happened to have a few thousand water-bottles marked "Jeb '08'" that might help in the humanitarian effort.

6. Use of a State Department plane enabled Jeb to pick-up an anniversary gift for Columba without having to bring it through customs.

5. Hoping to drink the last remaining drops of Powell's credibility while he sleeps.

4. Jeb does have conversational Spanish...

3. Millions are homeless and without food, potable water or a governor to hug them.

2. Neil said the prostitutes were great.

1. Jeb has no shame.

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