Top 11 awkward moments during Dubya's bicycle ride with Lance Armstrong.

11. Armstrong arrived with his buddy John Kerry.

10. Everyone had to wait while the President finished shaving his legs.

9. Armstrong's frequent coasting prompted demand from Dubya to switch bikes.

8. Bush singing "All I Want to Do Is Have Some Fun," interrupted by Armstrong humming, "You're My Favorite Mistake."

7. Crawford neighbor Larry Mattlage's penchant for firing his shotgun gave Lance a Greg LeMond moment.

6. The first time Dubya fell, Lance didn't know about the "when the President falls, everybody falls" protocol and kept on riding.

5. Bush's assurance to Armstrong that he would put the "war on cancer" on the list right after Iran and Syria.

4. Skipped Presidential Daily Briefing from CIA to take another loop.

3. When the going got tough, Dubya refused to lead, preferring to draft.

2. Armstrong passed his drug test.

1. Lance stopped to talk to Cindy Sheehan for an hour and finished the ride with a four minute lead.

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